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Abdulfez
Abdul's Photos
You can see more of Abdul Fez's photos here and on this page in addition to the stuff below.
Abdul's Letter Archives
Check out Abdul's correspondence with important people and not-so-important people.
abdulfez-The Novel.
Join our book club and read the adventures of the only American in the world with the courage to take on the Japanese car giants and win! And so can you, if you read this exciting self-help spiritually enhancing, ego enlarging (some have even gone as far as to say it has increased penis size as well!). Manual for winning back some of that American cash mountain that went to Japan in the 1980s.
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Raging Camel
You should have looked after your diet, Abdul. You were my Brother. You should have avoided the Kebab bar, munching 5,000 camel burgers and drinking camel dung tequila from a pig's bladder, forgetting afternoon prayers. You could have been something; somebody important, instead of the bum that you are with a one way ticket to the sand dunes. More >>.
Camel workers
Please notice our Harvard trained Lab rats - they individually taste each camelburger and also wipe each camel to ensure you get the best possible product. Please note, we accept no responsibility for any of the world's postal services. How else do you afford Christmas gifts for your family on a postal worker's wage? You steal them from the mail room, of course. More >>.
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