The cruel Vampyers inhabiting the outer twilight zone of Hollywood are true to their inner, twisted humanity to the very end. How could anyone doubt the authenticity of their fine photo collections looking back on exalted careers. The demise of these sadistic fakers was eared by a gullible "cash for wasted trees," tortured public, pictured on this site and 100% genuine. Imagine how easy it would be to kick the Cocaine habit if somebody chopped off your head? Try our new COSMETIC SURGERY CLINIC at abdulfez's Camelot. Just think: No more time and expense fixing your nose, or time wasted on expensive face lifts. Trust abdulfez to provide all the answers to all your health care and nutritional needs. Insurance payments and Mastercard/Visa accepted. More >>. Charlton Heston Smoozing in Hollywood is easy as you can see me doing in these pictures. Trust our brand new Camelot "SMOOZE WITH STARS" training course to put you "In The Picture." Got a shoplifting party planned as research for a non-existent film and need help convincing a judge and jury? Our Camelot legal team can help. Slip and Fall at your local store on some by-product?? No worries mate-no case to big or too small in Hollywood, (as long as you can afford six figure legal bills.) Martin Sheen and Pattie Reagan Morgan Fairchild. You don't get this close unless you're "the one." Donna Mills. "God you're dumb." Santa Monica. When you get a flat over looking the Santa Monica pier in Southern California, then get back to me with a few of your little ideas. Living the La La land dream. Run up and see me sometime... Erik Estrada. Good old Erik. There is a job for you at the Camelot, buddy. Catherine Bach My other car is a red Nazi Wagon. Margot Hemingway R.I.P - www.findadeath.com Phillis Diller "Cliff, I have had so many facelifts that the pain in my chest is a toothache!" Valeria Kaprisky. Breathless. Baby, thanks for coming up for a bit of air, it's nice to see your face. Who's that cock in the corner, what's his name, Marty who? If he ever does his casting call in France again, he's going to get burned at the stake. Think Joan of Arc. Shirley Jones. Partridge Family. Shirley, when you're an internet star, running your own camel business and at the height of your powers in film, music and video, you can afford to be eating a camel burger and expect work to come tomorrow. So stop flapping your mouth with all that food if you expect to ever get a job in this town again. Your mouth is a legend in it's own lunchtime. Mark Rydall. Director On Golden Pond. What a Golden guy. Christopher Atkins and Kathy-Lee Crosby. Blue Lagoon and Movie of the Week Queen. Weren't you going to be Wonder Woman? Imagine how good it would have been to be forgotten instead of totally forgotten in 2004. Oh that really is extremely interesting. You're only as great as your last movie. Who are you again? Earl Holliman. The first Twilight Zone. The exalted Hollywood great. Louisa Moritz. One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest. What do you want me to do...? Billy Dee Williams. His name precedes him. Barbara Carrera. Never Say Never Again and Emma Queen of the South Seas. Red carpet treatment, Norfolk wedding, action figure Duke, wedding band and inheritance sold separately. Persis Khambatta. Beam me up - R.I.P> http://j9designs.com.au/persis/index.html>> Lynn-Holly Johnson. For Your Eyes Only. Catherine Bach action figure blow up dolls, on sale now. Get them while they last. Detatchable plastic breats sold separately. There's a cupsize for everyone. (The National Enquirer is just as bad...) Catherine Hicks. Peggy Sue Got Married. "I sure wish we could get married." Look it really is true, if you go to LA and schmooze with the stars, you really can live your dreams. And have you ever heard anybody say money isn't important. Of course not, look at the guy driving the car. In his spare time he drives a camel around Casablanca, but he still thinks I am a *%$@, the fuckwit. Don't tell anybody your views unless you want to be in a white jacket and put in a cage for the rest of your life. I find that after a hard day of all that box office plundering, what better way to relax than by getting away in your own chauffer driven Rolls Royce and going on location to help ease shaggers back from all that screwing on the casting couch. Just keep smoking. It runs in the family. Cliff's Grandmother, Rose. A perfect example of hybrid Area 51 alien cloning if ever I have seen one. For more Starbiz news, please click here. Back >>