"This man has been wondering the desert for 41 years in search of: a) The goats bladder to provide sustenance and hydration. He need not have bothered because he will die. Yet if he were on the right road, this son of the desert; ll roads lead to abdulfez's used camelot. You can't miss it. Just take a left on the 405 out of Tangiers and follow the urbanisation signs. Central Tokyo...smell the promise. b) If only our protagonist son of the desert; top picture 1, had not left home without our cameldung twinkies by his side. Story told of a man who wondered into our Camelot lot after ages in the sun, a cameldung twinky in one hand and our new cameltone sunscreen filtered from 100% pure camel byproduct guaranteed non-scented non-staining formula for sensitive skins. Needless to say he survived and works for us now; combing the desert sands for sunscreen white sandancing talent and new stalwarts and adherents to our magically growning organic product line. I have been sifting every speck and grain of sand in this desert to bring you the finest in gourmet quality. You have our product liability guarantee and my personal word as a cameldealer that I have had my nose (and gas mask) on every camel trail and Caravan site from here to Timbuktu. A fine tooth comb (boy did we comb!), for the precious organic camel McNuggets. Rest assured our efforts have not been in vain as you experience every mouth watering bite. "abdulfez's juicy 1 herb per burger camel burgers and Camel McNuggets." "Brown Nuggets of delight in every bite. By Product Guarantee. If I have to search every square fucking inch of this oil polluted desert wasteland to keep expanding my giant McNuggets smelting factory, I will. WHY? To smelt mountains of magic glow-in-every-bite (trademark, registered, patent pending) of abdulfez's mouth-watering camel McNuggets burger delight. Special night rates with Fed-X for bulk orders (refrigeration included) to our urban factory, available as we speak. Ladies and Gentleman. Many ask, "What is the secret taste ingredient that makes abdulfez's Camelot Burgers taste so great?" I say it's in the water. Free laxative powder with every purchase at door of every Camelot Burger Bar Outlet. Back >>